03 Jun 2010 Limerick: PsychiatristI once knew a woman named Jill, whose psychiatrist gave her a pill. But it messed up her head, and just made her dead. Now she can’t pay her doctor’s big bill.
10 Jun 2009 The Head Shrinker – A PoemI thought that I’d get my head shrunk, but the psychiatrist’s methods just stunk. He gave me a pill, said so long to ya chum, and my mind just went vacant and numb.