Limerick: Psychiatrist

I once knew a woman named Jill,
whose psychiatrist gave her a pill.
But it messed up her head,
and just made her dead.
Now she can’t pay her doctor’s big bill.
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The Head Shrinker – A Poem

I thought that I’d get my head shrunk,
but the psychiatrist’s methods just stunk.
He gave me a pill, said so long to ya chum,
and my mind just went vacant and numb.

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