Poems

Jun

2010

Limerick: Psychiatrist

I once knew a woman named Jill,

whose psychiatrist gave her a pill.

But it messed up her head,

and just made her dead.

Now she can’t pay her doctor’s big bill.

Jun

2009

The Head Shrinker – A Poem

I thought that I’d get my head shrunk,
but the psychiatrist’s methods just stunk.
He gave me a pill, said so long to ya chum,
and my mind just went vacant and numb.